Strat-O-Matic Report





BOXSCORE: 2009 Chainsaw Proctologists At 2009 Santa Fe Trailer Bitc 8/23/2009
 
  Proctologists      AB  R  H RBI AVG     Trailer Bitches    AB  R  H RBI AVG
  S.Schumaker 2B      4  0  2  0 .257     E.Aybar SS          4  0  2  2 .286  
  J.Pierre LF         5  0  1  1 .261     J.Francoeur RF      4  0  0  0 .295  
  L.Overbay 1B        5  0  0  0 .291     R.Davis LF          4  1  3  0 .304  
  M.Cameron CF        4  0  0  0 .237     I.Kinsler 2B        4  1  2  2 .265  
  T.Gwynn Jr RF       3  2  1  1 .229     C.McGehee DH        4  0  0  0 .272  
  J.Morales DH        3  1  2  0 .291     M.Prado 3B          3  1  1  0 .272  
  J.Wilson SS         3  0  2  1 .219   A-I.Stewart 3B        1  0  0  0 .183  
C-L.Milledge PH       1  0  0  0 .250     O.Salazar 1B        3  1  0  0 .407  
D-R.Cedeno SS         0  0  0  0 .179   B-A.Laroche 1B        0  0  0  0 .276  
  M.Teahen 3B         4  0  0  0 .245     H.Blanco C          3  1  1  1 .230  
  C.Ruiz C            4  1  2  1 .254     A.Jones CF          3  0  0  0 .213  
                     -- -- -- ---                            -- -- -- ---      
         Totals      36  4 10  4                 Totals      33  5  9  5
 
A-Subbed Defensively (3B) For Prado In 8th Inning
B-Subbed Defensively (1B) For Salazar In 8th Inning
C-Pinch Hit For Wilson In 8th Inning
D-Subbed Defensively (SS) For Milledge In 8th Inning
 
Proctologists... 0 2 0  0 0 0  0 1 1  -  4 10  0
Trailer Bitches. 0 0 0  5 0 0  0 0    -  5  9  1
 
Proctologists (54-69)    IP       H   R  ER  BB  SO  HR  PC    ERA  SCORESHEET
D.Braden LOSS(6-8)        3 2/3   7   5   5   0   2   1  73   4.99  A1 C1
J.Rauch                   2 1/3   1   0   0   0   1   0  24   7.71  C2 C8
L.Hawkins                 2       1   0   0   0   3   0  26   3.51  C9
Totals                    8       9   5   5   0   6   1
 
Trailer Bitches (72-51)  IP       H   R  ER  BB  SO  HR  PC    ERA  SCORESHEET
B.Arroyo WIN(13-9)        7       9   3   3   3   2   1 129   3.94  A1 D6
M.Gonzalez HOLD(5th)      1       1   1   1   0   0   1  13   2.96  D7 D9
C.Qualls SAVE(5th)        1       0   0   0   0   1   0  12   4.06  E1
Totals                    9      10   4   4   3   3   2
 
ATTENDANCE- 46,028 DATE- Sunday, August 23rd 2009 TIME- Night 
T- 2:53
LEFT ON BASE- Proctologists: 8  Trailer Bitches: 4
DOUBLE PLAYS- Proctologists: 1  Trailer Bitches: 1
ERRORS- I.Kinsler
DOUBLES- S.Schumaker(22nd), J.Wilson(16th), E.Aybar(14th), M.Prado(21st)
HOME RUNS- T.Gwynn Jr(2nd), C.Ruiz(8th), I.Kinsler(23rd)
WALKS- S.Schumaker, T.Gwynn Jr, J.Morales
STRIKE OUTS- J.Pierre, L.Overbay, M.Cameron, J.Francoeur, I.Stewart, O.Salazar,
             A.Jones-3
GIDP- M.Teahen
WEB GEMS- Top 5th: Rajai Davis robbed Mike Cameron of a Homerun!
 
Second baseman Ian Kinsler blasted a homerun and had 2 RBI as the Santa Fe
Trailer Bitches topped the floundering Chainsaw Proctologists by a score of 5
to 4 at Trailer Park.
 
Chainsaw surrendered all of the runs Santa Fe needed in the 4th inning as they
scored 5 runs on 5 base hits.  The crucial at-bat was provided by Kinsler who
came through for the home fans when he cleared the fences for a two-run home
run.  Chainsaw threatened in the 9th but Santa Fe was able to put down the
rally.  
 
The winning pitcher was Bronson Arroyo(13-9) who allowed 3 runs in 7 innings.
Chad Qualls earned his 5th save.  Dallas Braden(6-8) absorbed the loss.  He
allowed Santa Fe 5 runs in 3 and 2/3 innings of work.  
 
Rick Graves was reflective after the loss, 'We should have won this one, we
just made one too many mistakes.  Son-of-a-gun, that added a couple more
white hairs on this noggin of mine.'
 
SCORESHEET: 2009 Chainsaw Proctologists at 2009 Santa Fe Trailer Bitches
S.Schuma-A1  A1:Si      B1:W>23 1  C1:Do      D1:P/4     E1:G/43
                        2 b1                             
                                                         
J.Pierre-A1  A2:P/4     B2:Si>3#   C2:G/31    *7*:K      E2:G/3
                        23 12                            
                                                         
L.Overba-A1  A3:P/4     B3:G/63    *5*:F/8    D3:L/3     E3:K
                                                         
                                                         
M.Camero-A1  A4:K       *3*:F/9    C4:F/7     D4:P/6
                                              
                                              
T.Gwynn -A1  *2*:W>b1   B5:G/53    C5:G/43    *8*:HR>b#
                                              
                                              
J.Morale-A1  A6:W>12 b  B6:Si      *6*:L/3    D6:Si
             1                                
                                              
J.Wilson-A1  A7:Si>2#   B7:Do>1o   C7:G/63    D7:F/9
L.Milled-D7  12                               
R.Cedeno-D9                                   
M.Teahen-A1  A8:F/7     *4*:F/8    C8:E/4     D8:G-DP/6
                                              43>1o
                                              
C.Ruiz-A1    A9:FO/2    B9:P/6     C9:Si>12   *9*:HR>b#
                                              
                                              
 
E.Aybar-A1   A1:G/34    B1:P/5     C1:Do>2#   D1:Si
                                   1#         
                                              
J.Franco-A1  A2:G/63    B2:G/63    C2:F/7     D2:K
                                              
                                              
R.Davis-A1   A3:Si      *4*:Si     *5*:Si     D3:G/43
                                              
                                              
I.Kinsle-A1  A4:Si>12   B4:HR>1#   C4:F/7     *8*:L/3
                        b#                    
                                              
C.McGehe-A1  A5:F/7     B5:G/13    C5:L-DP/4  D5:G/63
                                   3>1o       
                                              
M.Prado-A1   *2*:L/4    B6:Do      *6*:G/53   D6:K
I.Stewar-D4                                   
                                              
O.Salaza-A1  A7:G/63    B7:FC/65>  C7:K
A.Laroch-D4             23         
                                   
H.Blanco-A1  A8:F/7     B8:Si>3#   C8:L/5
                        12         
                                   
A.Jones-A1   *3*:K      B9:K       *7*:K